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Card- Arsewipe
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Card- Making Memories Card
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Card- Mothers Day Pee
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Card- New Job
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Card- Stay at Home Mum
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Card- True Love Standards
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Card: 30th
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Card: 50th
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Card: Children are like farts
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Card: Cod Liver Oil
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Card: Dickhead
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Card: Divorce day
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Card: Found Me
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Card: Funny passwords
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Card: Greater love
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Card: Grumpy Xmas
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Card: If You Can't Say
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Card: Mutter FFS
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Card: Never Trust a Fart
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Card: New Baby
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Card: New Home
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Card: Not an Act
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Card: Old Bastard
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Card: Parenting Tip -Sleep
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Card: Pretend we can dance
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Card: Sleep like a Husband
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Card: Sorry You're Leaving
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Card: Steady yourself
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Card: Swinger Golf
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Card: True love- Holding in
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Card: Under Duvet
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Card: Weddings
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Card: Xmas Peace Love
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Card: Xmas Turkey
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Carnaby Street Wooden Road Sign
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Carpenters Console
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Card- Arsewipe

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Card- Birthday Wanker

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Card- Fathers day from Adult Child

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Card- Favourite Bitch

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Card- Grandkids Stay

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Grey Pube

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Love Poo

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Lovely in Lycra

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Making Memories Card

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Card- Mothers Day Pee

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Card- New Job

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- New Place

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Next Episode Card

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Please and Thank you

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Card- Retirement Hobbies

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Card- Rubbish

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Sexy Beast

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Card- Shape like a potato

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Shave Balls

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Shit Together Stick Together

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card- Stay at Home Mum

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Card- Stud Muffin

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Card- True Love Standards

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Card: 30th

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Measures:

178mm x 127mm 

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Card: 50th

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Child an Arsehole

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Card: Children are like farts

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Card: Cod Liver Oil

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Dickhead

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Divorce day

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Card: Found Me

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Funny passwords

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Card: Greater love

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Card: Grumpy Xmas

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: If You Can't Say

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Look Day Over

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Measures:

178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Mutter FFS

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Card: Never Trust a Fart

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: New Baby

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Card: New Home

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Not an Act

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Card: Old Bastard

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All our cards are printed using a sustainable source using a high quality digital process.

Cards are 7 x 5 inches, and come with a brown kraft envelope and cello bag.

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Card: Parenting Tip -Sleep

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Card: Pretend we can dance

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Measures:

178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Sleep like a Husband

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Sneak out of parties

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Measures:

178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Sorry You're Leaving

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Steady yourself

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Swinger Golf

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: True love- Holding in

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Under Duvet

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Weddings

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Xmas Peace Love

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Xmas Turkey

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178mm x 127mm 

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Card: Yoga

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178mm x 127mm 

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Carnaby Street Wooden Road Sign

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136cm x 13cm x 2cm

These are designed for indoor use.

 

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Carpenters Console

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Carpenters Console

210cm Wide x 55cm Deep x 85cm High

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